it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
