just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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