so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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