I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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