i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.