Welp...herpes.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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