Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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