I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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