You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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