Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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