i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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