It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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