Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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