if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."