Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.