Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?