This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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