I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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