You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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