We need to rekindle our bromance
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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