My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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