No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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