I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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