I need help removing her.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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