Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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