Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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