he told me I talked like a deaf person
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
