oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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