Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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