So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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