The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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