in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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