I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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