actually, I'm a sock model
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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