yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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