are you so shy because you have an std?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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