sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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