That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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