I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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