One girl and one boy is just not enough.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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