i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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