There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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