one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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