I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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