I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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