Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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