he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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