Tell her she can't have a vagina
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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