awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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