He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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