Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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