I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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