I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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