If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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