so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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