loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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